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raptortooth:

mybine:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

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France what the fuck

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makingitshinelikemoonshine:

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

tothemaxx11:

HOW? and CAN SOMEONE MAKE FOR ME.

It is VERY easy to make. You bake four cakes in circular tins. One of these will become the bottom, so you place that on your cake board or big platter. Two will become the middle, and the final, obviously the top. Add a layer of your cream/jam/icing to the bottom cake. For the second layer, cut a circle out of the middle. Save the circle to eat later, because who the hell wastes cake? Place on top. Repeat this process for the third. You now have a hollow in your cake. Fill this will the candy of your choice. Add the top cake, and cover the entire works in icing or fondant.
Presto! Piñata cake!  

This is a perfect way to reveal the sex of your baby at a shower!

Ah, look at my baby post make 3,000+ notes. Since first posting it, I can honestly, truly say, not once was I able to make this cake.Guys. I can’t cook. I can hardly bake.I was serious about someone making it for me.

makingitshinelikemoonshine:

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

tothemaxx11:

HOW? and CAN SOMEONE MAKE FOR ME.

It is VERY easy to make. You bake four cakes in circular tins. One of these will become the bottom, so you place that on your cake board or big platter. Two will become the middle, and the final, obviously the top. Add a layer of your cream/jam/icing to the bottom cake. For the second layer, cut a circle out of the middle. Save the circle to eat later, because who the hell wastes cake? Place on top. Repeat this process for the third. You now have a hollow in your cake. Fill this will the candy of your choice. Add the top cake, and cover the entire works in icing or fondant.

Presto! Piñata cake!  

This is a perfect way to reveal the sex of your baby at a shower!

Ah, look at my baby post make 3,000+ notes. Since first posting it, I can honestly, truly say, not once was I able to make this cake.

Guys.

I can’t cook. I can hardly bake.
I was serious about someone making it for me.

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crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

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poeticus:

anxiousbagel:

emotionally manipulative things you should never say to people:

  • "i would kill myself without you"
  • "everyone leaves me, don’t leave me like they did"
  • basically anything that guilts the other person into staying in a relationship with you

this post is important

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kerrigold:

The beautiful sky just now

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"We’re all trying to forget someone."

- Six Word Story (via corne-a)

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tyelr:

bagmilk:

Do u ever see someone so hot ur asshole throbs

please go to church this sunday

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cosmothefairy:

give me ur address and i’ll rate the way u sleep and the way you bathe

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zackisontumblr:

*sells possessions for concert tickets*
*sells house for concert tickets*
*sells dog for concert tickets*

*rethinks selling dog and buys dog back*

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"Lust is Saturday night; love is Sunday morning."

- Kid in my lit class (via venchy)

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spuandi:

give me hickeys and tell me you never want to be without me

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