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michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

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gothsportscore:

i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape

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lecic-has-a-shovel:

yungterra:

There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

I completely photosynthesize with this

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maxxiepants:

I LOVE THIS SO HARD. 

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hugstyles:

why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.

(via there-lived-a-girl)

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slimeghost2003:

how am i supposed to wipe my ass with this?

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  • Question: What are your preferred pronouns, if you don't mind me asking? - Anonymous
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    howishughdancyevenpossible:

    oh anon that’s a tough one! I mean sometimes I feel she/her

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    all flowery and shit this is an old photo omg so old burn it

    and then ill be a little something like he/him

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    and i look hella nice either way!

    but to answer your question ill take all pronounces! 

    tbh i just wanted you to see my pics look aren’t they pretty and cute??? ;D

    One of my fav bloggers 💙

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'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right

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